(I wonder how many times Webb called for time while recording.)
Webber will cook for you and yours: Since he's no longer relevant as a ballplayer, C-Webb is doing his best to keep himself busy off the hardwood. For instance, he recently opened the first of six "family and entertainment-themed" restaurants in Sacramento, California. Webber, naturally, has maintained an air of guarded optimism towards the venture: "I'm happy to be opening what will be an immensely successful and popular restaurant."
(Come on now Webb, show some faith in your projects.)
Iverson blames meds for missing team function: Ooookay, Allen. Wasn't it just a week ago that you returned to the lineup after surgery and dropped 46 on the Bulls in a win? So, in essence, what you're trying to tell me is that the meds started REALLY affecting you after playing in three games--two of which were gut-wrenching losses. Well, here's what I think:
1) You're lying.
2) You're one tough mofo who can play in NBA games through post-surgery pain, but a wimp who can't handle bowling through post-surgery pain.
3) You really hate bowling.
4) You're being dishonest.
5) You're not telling the truth.
(Readers, please draw your own conclusions.)
The Sixers are already offering playoff tickets: On the surface, this is totally laughable--in fact, it made me laugh out loud when I first read it--but when you consider just how bad the East is this season, it's not that funny. Actually, it's not funny at all.
