In our ongoing quest to bring you all that is relevant in the NBA and haircuts, I present to you ... this. Not exactly sure what look Memphis wing Mike Miller is rocking here, but it definitely has my attention. If Vince Carter is 'half man, half amazing' then Miller must be 'half man, half frumpy housewife who's putting off the rest of her vacuuming to watch the last 10 minutes of Oprah.'Admittedly, I know very little about hair. Then again, I am a male who sits down in the chair and tells the guy (I'm far too poor to have 'my guy') to cut it short-ish on the top, and trim the sides low, but not to the skin. And I'm out of there in 12 minutes.
If you've got any clue what Miller is trying to pull off here, feel free to clue me in. Because this might just be the weakest 'look' in the NBA.
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The Mike Dunleavy Jr. look?
Who gives a 'Flying Wallenda'? At least he has a job and can speak the English language ( unlike many of our other sports pieces of dung- oh, I forgot, Michael Irvin probably can't read, either). No loss there if you don't watch that POS make a fool of himself, his co-workers and his network. Hair? Who K-hairs?
How about Scott Pollard? Ben Wallace? At least they have hair to talk about. Thought this article would be more interesting than it was. Leave the lesbian gym taechers alone!!
Thank you Mike Miller. You have saved the world of basketball commentary from any more brilliant cracks about Kirk Hinrich's celebrated hair-don't.
How can their be a discussion started about awful hairdo's and Clipper Center Chris Kamen not be mentioned??? Now that guy's "'do" tops them all
who cares?
If I'm not mistaken, I believe that half of the lesbians in the WNBA sport this "hair-do"
Chris Kaman. enough said. Kinda looks like something out of Lord of the Rings
I'm with you Tammy... I thought it might be an interesting article too, not that you can call this an article. Down to deadline with nothing to say so you write this drivel? I hate to think someone would actually get paid for writing that caca.
The look for Miller is: while I am sweating my ass off, working hard, you ingrates have nothing else to do, but to make cracks about my hair.
I'm just happy that someone from my hometown Grizzlies is featured in ANY articles- GO GRIZZLIES!!!
He is just keeping his hair out of his face while he plays. Sheesh, whats the big hairy deal?
Typical women complaining about lesbian bashing, lol. Maybe they were the ones that suggested the do to Mike at their last feminist meeting. I can only think of Christian Laettner meets Lil' Susie, whatever 5 year old girl that may be.
I signed a petition once for Jeff Van Gundy to cut that combover since it was too distracting to the players who were looking at the top of his Trump-like head.
I see it worked. Sort of.
He's probably trying to grow it out and the band keeps the hair out of his face. Growing your hair out requires a 6+ month phase where it's in your eyes and looks awkward. Not a good phase for a pro basketball player.
HECK, DO YOU REMEMBER KOBE'S HAIR FROM YESTERYEAR?!! THAT WAS BAD HAIR. I JUST WANTED TO PICK LINT PUT OF IT! YOUR HAIR IS FINE.....
WHAT ABOUT KOBE BRIANTS HAIR...UGH!!!
thought you should leave out the lesbian PE teacher slur, too - while your intentions might not have been negative, the effect of such a comment is, as it's both stereotyping and homophobic.
Are you kidding me? From the words of a song by the late great James Brown.....
Please, please, please, please!!! Ben Wallace has the worst hair in the league baby!! NO DOUBT!!
thought you should leave out the "lesbian PE teacher" slur, too. While your intention might not have been negative, the impact of such a comment is, as it's both stereotyping and homophobic.