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Ginobili Feeds Stoudemire Banana Nut Crunch

Posted Feb 02, 2007 4:53AM By Miss Gossip (RSS feed)

Filed Under: Suns, Spurs, Western, NBA Injuries

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Well, Honey Bunches of Oats! Manu Ginobili gets a black eye from that Kobe thing and suddenly thinks he's tough enough to body-Chex opponents. Check out this picture of last night's play on Amare Stoudemire, who took a hard Kix to the Lucky Charms. As Stoudemire described after the game, "Ginobili came knee first at my Grape Nuts."

This is how the Cookie Crisp crumbled: after getting Apple Jacked in the Golden Grahams, Amare immediately Smacks the ground. As he clutches his Alpha Bits for dear Life, he realizes he's being called for the foul. He Pops up and goes Cocoa Puffs on the ref, leading to a technical. Boom-Boom Diaw then tries to hold him back while he goes Froot Loops on Manu. Eventually Count Chocula falls back to the floor, necessitating a call for timeout so he can catch his breath and ice his Frankenberries.

He obviously recovered just fine because he came back in the game and absolutely Shredded Wheat -- the STAT line shows 24 points and a Total of 23 rebounds.

San Antonio may have played a Smart Start but in the second half they had Nut 'n Honey on Amare's fired-up Team Cheerios. Phoenix dropped 103 Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs over San Antonio's Basic-4 to prove that the Spurs' D was no match for the the Suns' Special K.

(Part of your complete breakfast.)

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