Letter to Elton Brand

Dear Elton,
Hi! What's up? I know you're reading this, because you told my cousin (Elie Seckbach of dailynews.com) that you have a Google alert set to inform you whenever we blog about you. Totally cool! I checked our archives and we at the FanHouse love us some EB. My colleague Brett even thinks of you as an All-Star. But just because we haven't written anything bad, I hope that doesn't mean you won't "blog us back" some day. Hey, did you know you kind of talk like Gilbert Arenas?



I tried to find your koolse.com page but you weren't there. Do you use a code name? I would love to check it out. My guess is that it's smarter than Kobe's blog, less goofy than Gil's blog, and about 42 times better than Steve Nash's awful, awful, awful video blog.

Ok, blog back soon!

Hugs and kisses,
Miss Gossip