Michael Jackson wanted front-row tickets to the NBA All-Star Game in Vegas so he could see, first-hand, just how "Bad" and "In the Closet" Vince Carter really is. (I kid, I kid.) Fortunately, though, the NBA is all out of 'em. A well-placed source says Wacko Jacko waited too long to call for tickets - the front-row seats had already been promised to Jack Nicholson, Christina Aguilera, Jay-Z, Diddy, Nelly and Adam Sandler. "The tickets he wants are not available at this time," said our insider.Thank. God. I was planning to watch this year's All-Star game on a friend's 42-inch television. The last thing I want to see with some nachos and a few beers in me is a high-definition close-up of that "thing" formerly known as his face. Ugh. Jacko almost makes Sam Cassell look hot. (Sorry, Mr. Hardaway.)
(Mad, mad respect: With Leather)
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2-15-2007 @ 2:19PM
JD said...
Michael Jackson is a legend, like him or not. How typical for you to follow the biased media's lead and trash a man who is undoubtedly the most recognizable figure in the world.
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2-15-2007 @ 3:19PM
ca said...
I am so tired of people commenting on Micheal Jackson. Why can't he have been left alone? Is it necessary to call him "wack jacko"? Hasn't everyones mothers taught them better then to be calling some one out of their names. And I want to know if your half decent calling someone ugly.
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2-15-2007 @ 4:44PM
jimmy said...
Not a legend anymore: at least not the good kind. He's now an infamous child molester and level 42 master in NAMBLA.
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2-15-2007 @ 5:37PM
M.Paul said...
So in other words he wasn't really snubbed, he just waited too long and the tickets were already sold out. I doubt that any other celebrity would have any better luck getting seats at this point.
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2-15-2007 @ 7:20PM
Anson said...
Well, this is again, just classic media B.S. and their inability to report the correct facts. In this case, a sorry damn report from J.E. Skeets. How can you consider it a snub? Because he is Michael Jackson? The correct report should have been, "Michael Jackson did not recieve tickets he wanted for the All-Star game because he waited too long". That's not a snub, it's poor planning. You could not report it that way because it does not sale or attract readers right? Well, J.E. Skeets, next time I see your name on an article, I won't read it. I am not an M.J. fan, I am just tired of you slack reporters selling your souls to get a less than front page story. And Wacko Jacko? Again, stooping low to get attention to your story right, Cheat Skeet?
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2-15-2007 @ 7:21PM
tjh said...
I thought Ron Mexico would have front row seats!
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2-15-2007 @ 7:30PM
londoner said...
Like it or not "Wacko Jacko" achieved more in the first 10 years of his life then this so called journalist has in god knows how many years. Also if hes a child molestor why isnt he in jail? Money yeah right.
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2-15-2007 @ 8:38PM
MBP said...
I don't really give a sh#t or not about Michael Jackson, but it's a pretty weak argument to say you can't trash a guy just because he is "undoubtedly the most recognizable figure in the world" (which I do doubt).
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