Damn you, lazy NBA schedule makers ... Josh and Josh. The Hawks extended their home winning streak to five games with a 99-76 win over the Kings. Hair Man, Josh Childress, scored a career-high 25 points, while Air Man, Josh Smith, came up just one point shy of his first triple-dub of the season (9-12-10). As for your pathetically sad stat of the morning: Sacramento finished its season 4-11 in road games against the Eastern Conference. They really ought to try and trade for Chris Webber.
I Believe In A Thing Called NOOCH. Just listen to the rhythm of my heart. Tyson Chandler scored 16 points and grabbed 11 rebounds -- yes, some of them even defensive ones -- as the Hornets blew out the Celtics 106-88. Young Paul added 15 points for the NOOCH, who now trail the Warriors by only 1 1/2 gamers for the eighth and final playoff spot. Paul Pierce scored 28 points, in three quarters, to lead the Golden Green.
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