LeBron James, not comfortable with his current living conditions, is building a new 35,000-square-foot house. The home will have a few nice things, some of which, I'm guessing, did not come with your home. Dyer said the home has everything and is a "playground for adults."Oh, good, a recording studio. I can't speak for everyone, but I know that I'm tired of living in a world where professional basketball players have to leave their homes to record rap albums that no more than 12 people will ever purchase, and even fewer will ever enjoy.
The home will have a casino, two-lane bowling alley, barber shop, aquarium, sports bar and a recording studio.
What, no 24-hour Chinese restaurant? No drive-thru carwash? I think the place is big enough to house an actual university. I think that's what he should do. The east wing of the house should be home to LeBron James Junior College.
It's a lifestyle to which I can't relate, so some of this seems weird to me. Don't get me wrong, if I had LeBron's bank account, I'd have a house with some wild stuff in it, too. Like a petting zoo, filled with bisexual Brazilian lingerie models.
The casino seems odd to me, though. If LeBron's going to be the house, and his friends are going to come over and gamble ... is that legal? Is it legal for LeBron James to run a casino in his home? And if it's not, what's he going to do, hire a dealer, sit down and play some blackjack against his own money? "Hey, sweet, blackjack. Please move my money from this side of the table to the other side."
But, hey, a man's home is his castle. Enjoy, Bron.
