A severed human leg washed up on the property of James Dolan, owner of the New York Knicks. Dolan fished the leg out of his waterfront property, examined it, and turned it over to Isiah Thomas, who immediately offered the leg a 7-year, $48 million deal. The leg is expected to start at power forward for the Knicks Friday night in Dallas.ZING.
Actually, it wasn't Dolan who found it at all. A landscaper was working on his property when a bag washed up on the shoreline. The gentleman opened the bag (bad idea), and found the leg. I'm sure that smelled wonderful.
Police seem to think the leg is connected (not literally, of course) to a human torso that was discovered three weeks ago in a suitcase on a Westchester County beach. Earlier in the week, a fisherman found a right foot and a leg bone elsewhere.
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3-29-2007 @ 6:23AM
Chris Pelaia said...
WOW! Great timing...... the leg can HOP DOWN THE COURT for EASTER. I don't think Isiah has a LEG TO STAND ON with this draft choice. Unless it's a pivot foot.
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3-29-2007 @ 12:56PM
coach said...
if the leg was wearing a starbury $15 shoe, it's a promo by marbury.
if not , coach brown sent it 'coz a horse head is harder to find !
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3-30-2007 @ 12:31AM
Big John said...
The Leg would be a more dominant player than Frederic Weis
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3-29-2007 @ 2:14PM
JAMES said...
ITS HEATHER MILLS OTHER LEG!
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3-29-2007 @ 4:44PM
JAMES said...
SHE LOST IT ON PANTS OFF DANCE OFF!!HAHAH!
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3-29-2007 @ 2:39PM
Taco Bell said...
The leg is just another sign of the ass kicking the Knicks have endured during the last decade...
So there will be more ass kicking to go aorund for years to come!!!
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3-29-2007 @ 2:48PM
DeDe said...
Okay, so they wanted to be a leg up on the competion!! Who can blame them???
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3-29-2007 @ 2:56PM
greg said...
you gotta be crazy if you think im playing for the knicks HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING THATS MY LEG OWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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3-29-2007 @ 3:12PM
maxx said...
Tony im your uncle I didnt mean to shoot you Tony no please dont do it oh no my leg what did you do????? oh noooooooooooooooooooooo
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3-29-2007 @ 8:49PM
Sadaqat said...
SOPRANOS!
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3-30-2007 @ 1:22AM
George B Vieto said...
The leg is the ticket price of attending Knicks games at Madison Square Garden. Better than the joke of the "It costs me an arm and a leg" for season tickets.
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3-30-2007 @ 8:41PM
rick said...
Now we just have to find an arm to be able to afford to go to a Knick game. The leg was a down payment!
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3-30-2007 @ 4:59PM
subsinn1 said...
That's disgusting! I don't think it's funny. That leg
belongs to a human being and we should give that person some respect. What is wrong with you people?
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