The most universally beloved couple in the National Basketball Association -- Finals MVP Tony Parker and actress Eva Longoria -- officially tied the knot in Paris today.Matt Ufford of With Leather -- a huge Eva fan -- wishes the couple well much more eloquently than I ever could:
Spurs guard Tony Parker and shape-shifting demon Eva Longoria were married in a civil ceremony in Paris today, fulfilling Step 1 in Satan's plan to flip the gender roles in his remake of Rosemary's Baby.We are all deeply saddened this favorite storyline of ours from the last three years is finally coming to its end. Many thanks to ABC and ESPN for bringing us into Tony & Eva's lives for the past three years, distracting us from those boring Spurs games. But at least we have one more weekend of fun: The glitzy wedding is scheduled for tomorrow. Check out the gallery for an idea of which familiar faces will be in attendance.
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7-06-2007 @ 7:14PM
nickstoli said...
I give them 3 years...
Frankly, Tony could do much better. Eva ain't all that. She's no Jessica Alba.
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7-06-2007 @ 9:41PM
Kim said...
I hope that pink thing was not her wedding dress. If she would have raised her arm any higher to wave, she would really have given the papparazzi something to take a picture of.
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7-07-2007 @ 12:13AM
gposner said...
GOOD FOR TONY....NOW HE'LL LEARN THE REAL PRICE OF SEX...TWO YEARS TOPS.....
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7-07-2007 @ 12:29AM
Miss Gossip said...
Tony who? Look how handsome Boris looks in his suit!!
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7-07-2007 @ 1:07AM
dv4tr said...
I Love Tony and Eva I wish them only the best.
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7-07-2007 @ 2:42AM
Wes said...
Glad this is finally f*&%$@#!% over. This whole story ruined the NBA Finals, this and the Cavaliers that is.
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7-07-2007 @ 12:42PM
Harry said...
Eva is so over exposed she thinks her s--t does not stink. I wonder if tony should be wearing the dress. Love his basketball.
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7-07-2007 @ 12:43PM
Harry said...
Eva is so over exposed I belive she thinks her s--t dose not stink. And Tony he musy were a dress off the court. but I love his Play and the Spurs.
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7-07-2007 @ 3:07PM
Davesraves said...
WAY TO GO MAN- SHE'S A KEEPER!
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7-07-2007 @ 2:59PM
Ken said...
Just two attention whores...next story please.
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7-07-2007 @ 10:41PM
Mark said...
Ken: Do I detect a bit of jealousy there?
Wes: The NBA Finals weren't ruined. The Spurs won (that's the ultimate). Obviously, the attention on the couple didn't affect Tony's ability to play and win!
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7-08-2007 @ 9:15AM
Bob said...
Tony shot a 3 pointer. All net
Good luck you two
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7-10-2007 @ 8:10PM
Khia said...
I cant stand that bitch eva. I give them 1 week. She a stocker
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