Gooden's Neckstache: 'Flypaper For the Ladies'

Brilliant quote on Marcus Thompson III's Contra Costa Times blog regarding that thing on the back of Drew Gooden's neck:

"It's like fly paper for the ladies," said a source close to Gooden.

We'd been informed this is actually a hyphy patch, also known as a ducktail. (Sorry, I tend to stay out of the Deep East Side.) Gooden is from El Cerrito, which sits near the birthplace of the Bay Area hyphy movement.

I'm just shocked ladies actually like this. What's next? Chicks love Carlos Boozer's chest hair? Vince Carter's eyebrows (which strangely resemble Drew's neckstache, actually) make the groupies hot?