With heavy hearts and tired souls, we bring you this haunting report from SLAM's Lang Whitaker: Drew Gooden's neckstache is dead. It was 10 months old.
I have it on very good authority that the ducktail is now gone, dead, deceased. I heard about it earlier today and then I confirmed it with the man himself.Gooden's ducktail is survived by Anderson Varejao's homoerotic Sideshow-fro. Donations to the Hypothermic Cerebellum Research Foundation are requested in lieu of flowers.
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8-14-2007 @ 7:31PM
TheHype said...
Bogut's rat-tail is in tears http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2007/07/20/andrew-bogut-worst-haircut-ever/
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8-14-2007 @ 7:38PM
Tom said...
Bogut's rattail should be in tears, the monstrosity. Imagine if you were it and you had to look at yourself in the mirror everyday. Amazing it hasn't hung itself yet.
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8-15-2007 @ 9:36AM
Jamie Mottram said...
Years from now, I hope people still refer to Gooden's '06-07 hairstyle as the neckstache. It only seems right.
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8-15-2007 @ 9:59AM
Miss Gossip said...
so..... did they bury the neckstache??? eww.
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8-15-2007 @ 10:52AM
Tom said...
Memories of a 7th grade Bunsen burner accident tell me burial is preferable to cremation.
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