Random YouTube Magic: Chick Hearn Rap

Every time I say "basketball sucks on the radio," some old dude tells me that I wasn't reared on Chick Hearn. Then he tells me that hip-hop is the devil, and I reply "you've obviously never heard Chick Hearn's signature calls sampled in a goofy rap number." That's when we shake hands and start a Fortune 500 company.

Begrudging props to Skeets for the find. He has gained the upper hand in our YouTube rivalry, due largely to the fact that I'm now on Western time.