A Curveball to the Kobe Alert Level

Earlier Shoals digs into an odd report that Kobe Bean may or may not consider buying Michael Jordan's old pad. Ordinarily, I would scream a big WTF for this type of rumor to be cast out there by the MSM. But thankfully, our customized Alert Chart is being used to balance out the insanity. For this latest rumor however, it might have caused the calibration to go into severe shock: