NBA Essentials ranks our six favorite stories of the day.

1. Tirico Suave: If only all the teams at the Draft Lottery were represented by musicians.

2. Detroit Bad Boys: It's not ideal, but it's okay that the Pistons dropped Game 1.

3. Cuzoogle: Photoshopping the Western Conference Finals.

4. Lion In Oil: Anyone nicknamed Big Baby just has to have soft hands.

5. Ball Don't Lie: Hilarious video mocking Sasha "The Machine" Vujacic.

6. We Are The Postmen: Somebody's REALLY excited about that Bulls' number one pick. (PG-13)