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LOS ANGELES, CA - MAY 23: Eva Longoria Parker attends the Los Angeles Lakers vs San Antonio Spurs Western Conference Game 2 at Staples Center on May 23, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Noel Vasquez/Getty Images)

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LOS ANGELES, CA - MAY 23: David Beckham (L) and Victoria Beckham attend the Los Angeles Lakers vs San Antonio Spurs Western Conference Game 2 at Staples Center on May 23, 2008 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Noel Vasquez/Getty Images)

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Los Angeles Lakers' Pau Gasol fouls San Antonio Spurs' Manu Ginobili who scores and makes the basket and follows with a foul shot for a three-point-play during Game 2 of their NBA Western Conference final basketball playoff series in Los Angeles, May 23, 2008. REUTERS/Lucy Nicholson (UNITED STATES)

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Los Angeles Lakers guard Kobe Bryant (24) shoots over San Antonio Spurs center Michael Finley (4) during the second quarter in Game 2 of the NBA Western Conference basketball finals, Wednesday, May 23, 2008, at the Staples Center in Los Angeles. (AP Photo/Kevork Djansezian)

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Actor Sylvester Stallone watches the San Antonio Spurs play against the Los Angeles Lakers in the second half in Game 2 of the NBA Western Conference basketball finals, Friday, May 23, 2008 in Los Angeles. The Lakers won 101-71. (AP Photo/Mark J. Terrill)

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Los Angeles Lakers forward Luke Walton dives after a loose ball as San Antonio Spurs' players Tony Parker of France, left, and Damon Stoudamire, right, move in during the second half in Game 2 of the NBA Western Conference basketball finals, Friday, May 23, 2008 in Los Angeles. The Lakers won 101-71. (AP Photo/Mark J. Terrill)

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Soccer player David Beckham, left, and his wife, entertainer Victoria Beckham watch the Los Angeles Lakers and the San Antonio Spurs play in the second half in Game 2 of the NBA Western Conference basketball finals, Friday, May 23, 2008 in Los Angeles. The Lakers won 101-71. (AP Photo/Mark J. Terrill)

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Actress Eva Longoria Parker watches her husband, French player Tony Parker's team, the San Antonio Spurs play against the Los Angeles Lakers in the first half in Game 2 of the NBA Western Conference basketball finals, Friday, May 23, 2008 in Los Angeles. The Lakers won 101-71. (AP Photo/Kevork Djansezian)

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San Antonio Spurs' players from left, Bruce Bowen, Robert Horry, Tim Duncan, and Manu Ginobili, of Argentina, watch the final minutes of their game against the Los Angeles Lakers in Game 2 of the NBA Western Conference basketball finals, Friday, May 23, 2008 in Los Angeles. The Lakers won 101-71. (AP Photo/Kevork Djansezian)

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LOS ANGELES, CA - MAY 23: (L-R) TV personalities Paula Abdul and Terri Seymour watch in the second half of the game between the San Antonio Spurs and the Los Angeles Lakers in Game Two of the Western Conference Finals during the 2008 NBA Playoffs on May 23, 2008 at Staples Center in Los Angeles, California. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and/or using this Photograph, user is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Jeff Gross/Getty Images)

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