Avery Johnson Is Slinging Nissans Now

You know what? If I was getting paid several million dollars to coach NBA basketball, without actually even coaching, I would probably announce for a year and set up shop in a car dealership in North Texas. Avery Johnson, clearly an unemployed millionaire after my own heart, has done just that, as you can see from the new, enthusiastic ad he has fired up on the Youtubery.



I tell you what ... I agree with his philosophy here, but if Avery won't even let Devin Harris control the Mavs' offense, I would hate to see what kind of "suggestions" he makes for people purchasing cars.

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