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Whitlock: Less Tattoos = Better Ratings. Reality: Ha Ha... What?!

Jason Whitlock, a polarizing figure in the blog world, published a column Thursday attributing part of the NBA's (massive) postseason ratings success to ... the lack of tattoos among the remaining stars. Whitlock sort-of compares Delonte West to a fat person starring in a porno (really!) and drives home this premise:
Part of the reason more people are watching these playoffs is because the average fan isn't constantly repulsed by the appearance of most of the players on the court. Most of the key players left in the playoffs don't look like recent prison parolees.
As CSTB argues, it's a fun theory, but it is rooted in nothing more than absurdist theology and/or some tainted carne asada. Brian Powell at The Sporting Blog tries to rescue Whitlock with a strained link to increased team play, though I'd tend to disagree with any assertion that the number of a team's tattoos are inversely proportional to that team's sharing attitude. I mean, seriously. (Nation of Islam Sportsblog doesn't buy it either.)

If a lack of tattoos draws fans in, why are the Spurs a panacea to Finals ratings? Why was Allen Iverson one of the biggest road draws in the league for a half-decade? How on Earth does Detroit fit this hypothesis? Did Kobe get his ink removed? How did Phoenix survive the tats of Marion and Amare? And the competition level combined with the rebirth of the two most storied franchises in basketball history is only part of it? C'mon, dude.

There have been some monumentally ridiculous columns penned the past few months, but this one takes the quesadilla.

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