We've documented Michael Jordan's run-ins with Lisa Miceli several times before, and today he formally requested a permanent no-contact order against her. He'll find out within 10 days if the judge grants him one. Who's Lisa Miceli, you ask? She claims to have had an on-again, off-again affair with MJ, which may or may not be true, and she also claims that MJ fathered her four-year-old child, which two separate paternity tests have determined to be false.
Nevertheless, she won't stop harassing him, sending him a non-stop barrage of emails and voice mail messages. It seems clear the woman is disturbed -- she was even thrown out of today's court proceedings for speaking out of turn several times.
If you want Miceli's side of the story, well, she has a blog. She's been quite active publishing the last few days, but good luck deciphering any of her rantings. If she really feels wronged and wants to win the court of public opinion, deleting that, staying off the internet and going cold turkey on the crazy pills would be a huge step.
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Michael Jordan, part-owner of the Charlotte Bobcats, watches workouts during the basketball pre-draft camp for the NBA in Lake Buena Vista, Fla., Wednesday, May 28, 2008.(AP Photo/Reinhold Matay)
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NEW ORLEANS - FEBRUARY 15: Michael Jordan attends Jordan Brand Brings House of XX3 to New Orleans at the Board of Trade on February 15, 2008 in New Orleans, Louisiana. (Photo by Bryan Bedder/Getty Images)
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NEW ORLEANS - FEBRUARY 15: Michael Jordan attends Jordan Brand Brings House of XX3 to New Orleans at the Board of Trade on February 15, 2008 in New Orleans, Louisiana. (Photo by Bryan Bedder/Getty Images)
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Paul O'Neil and wife attend he 7th Annual Michael Jordan Celebrity Invitational Golf Tournament at Atlantis on January 16. 2007 at Paradise Island Bahamas.7th Annual Michael Jordan Celebrity Invitational Golf Tournament.Atlantis.Paradise Island, Bahamas.January 16, 2008.Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/WireImage.com..To license this image (15306723), contact WireImage.com
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Guests attend he 7th Annual Michael Jordan Celebrity Invitational Golf Tournament at Atlantis on January 16. 2007 at Paradise Island Bahamas.7th Annual Michael Jordan Celebrity Invitational Golf Tournament.Atlantis.Paradise Island, Bahamas.January 16, 2008.Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/WireImage.com..To license this image (15306722), contact WireImage.com
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Ozzie Smith and Michael Jordan attend he 7th Annual Michael Jordan Celebrity Invitational Golf Tournament at Atlantis on January 16. 2007 at Paradise Island Bahamas.7th Annual Michael Jordan Celebrity Invitational Golf Tournament.Atlantis.Paradise Island, Bahamas.January 16, 2008.Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/WireImage.com..To license this image (15306721), contact WireImage.com
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Michael Jordan and Dennis Haysbert attend he 7th Annual Michael Jordan Celebrity Invitational Golf Tournament at Atlantis on January 16. 2007 at Paradise Island Bahamas.7th Annual Michael Jordan Celebrity Invitational Golf Tournament.Atlantis.Paradise Island, Bahamas.January 16, 2008.Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/WireImage.com..To license this image (15306720), contact WireImage.com
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Michael Jordan and Larry Jordan attend he 7th Annual Michael Jordan Celebrity Invitational Golf Tournament at Atlantis on January 16. 2007 at Paradise Island Bahamas.7th Annual Michael Jordan Celebrity Invitational Golf Tournament.Atlantis.Paradise Island, Bahamas.January 16, 2008.Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/WireImage.com..To license this image (15306719), contact WireImage.com
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Angie Everhart and Michael Jordan attendsthe 7th Annual Michael Jordan Celebrity Invitational Golf Tournament at Atlantis on January 16. 2007 at Paradise Island Bahamas.7th Annual Michael Jordan Celebrity Invitational Golf Tournament.Atlantis.Paradise Island, Bahamas.January 16, 2008.Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/WireImage.com..To license this image (15306718), contact WireImage.com
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Andrew Jones attends the 7th Annual Michael Jordan Celebrity Invitational Golf Tournament at Atlantis on January 16. 2007 at Paradise Island Bahamas.7th Annual Michael Jordan Celebrity Invitational Golf Tournament.Atlantis.Paradise Island, Bahamas.January 16, 2008.Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/WireImage.com..To license this image (15306711), contact WireImage.com
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 2)
6-04-2008 @ 8:38PM
Best Mineral Makeup said...
She should be locked up. Aren't there stalking laws?
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6-04-2008 @ 9:17PM
Ryne Nelson said...
Matt, this is quite possibly the best headline I've read in months! =)
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6-04-2008 @ 10:33PM
insomniac said...
+1 for the headline. Well done.
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6-05-2008 @ 1:24AM
Phenom said...
That headline says it all.
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6-05-2008 @ 12:36AM
George B Vieto said...
Hasn't Lisa know that you don't tug on Superman's cape, don't spit in the wind, touch the Lone Ranger's mask and don't give Michael Jordan a hard time on false stories about Michael.
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6-05-2008 @ 9:00AM
Earl Bailey said...
Can't really blame her for using her most bankable commodity...that which resides between her legs! The best segway in history is and always has been...(Her) "I'm pregnant and what are you going to do about it?" (Him)"Nothing, I've had a vasectomy six months ago"
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6-05-2008 @ 10:06AM
Battlestar said...
The stalking only seems to apply to men stalking women, not the other way around.
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6-05-2008 @ 12:54PM
wolfy1946 said...
MAYBE A DINGO WILL TAKE HER BABY
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6-05-2008 @ 1:28PM
chuckie said...
Checked out this bimbo's blog just for fun. What a freakin' nut job! Sweetie, get back on your meds!!
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6-05-2008 @ 2:37PM
sahron said...
HE IS JUST YOUR "TYPICAL" BLACK MALE ATHLETE WHO LOOSES HIS FAMILY, SELF RESPECT, ETC OVER A PIECE OF CAUCASION TWAT"! NO BETTER FOR HIM!! I HOPE THAT SHE MAKES HIS LIFE A LIVING HELL
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6-05-2008 @ 2:44PM
tanner said...
sahron-you are an idiot. read the article dummy. tests proves it is not his child. is it only black men you can target. get an education you contemptuos knave.you could not be one tenth the person michael jordan is. do you know him? do not speak in a vituperative manner and a volley of invectives unless you know what you are talking about. you are a very ignorant person.
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6-05-2008 @ 3:03PM
MOM said...
OK SO WHY DOESN'T HE JUST CHANGE HIS EMAIL ADDRESS AND PHONE NUMBER??? DOESN'T THAT MAKE SENCE???
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6-05-2008 @ 3:22PM
truck said...
should have stayed with his wife.
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6-05-2008 @ 3:20PM
truck said...
someone that is broke that is trying to make a name for there self.better protect his money.i seen pictures of her.he must be desperate she is not much to look at.with his money is that the best he could do.she is know alisha keyes or beyonce .pleaseee
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6-05-2008 @ 4:55PM
BARBARA said...
IF YOU ARE GOING TO COMMENT- PLEASE LEARN HOW TO USE SPELL CHECK!!!!
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6-05-2008 @ 5:23PM
Voice of Reason said...
Best headline.....hooked me. Sahron, Sahron, Sarhon....I can't tell if you are bitter, crazy, or both. Are you and miss fatal attraction related? (and I hope you didn't misspell your own name in your haste to rant)
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6-05-2008 @ 5:27PM
white chick said...
Sahron- you racist pig! Why do black men want to date " caucasian -----??? There has to be a reason???
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6-05-2008 @ 5:36PM
stan hunt said...
what is his e-mail address?I did not know it was commonto know that etc... she must be obsessive to say the least
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6-05-2008 @ 5:36PM
richarmet said...
GIVE HER KID A PATERNITY TEST AND GO FROM THERE... LET'S BE FAIR... IF IT IS HIS KID MAKE HIM SUPPORT IT IF NOT THEN GET HER SOME MENTAL HELP...
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6-05-2008 @ 5:40PM
stan hunt said...
How do you use spell check when commenting?spelling isnt everything as long as your making an intelligent statments!
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