NBA Frankenstein: Josh Childress

Every Friday, FanHouse's NBA Frankenstein explains how various ballers were created. Introducing: the man solely responsible for dozens of absurdly anti-creative plays on the title of a 2002 chick flick, Josh Childress.



Liner notes: The Animal Review for ocelot; the Futurist Manifesto; Les fleurs du mal; an ultra-rare Living Legends cover of Brooks & Dunn's "My Maria"; Malt-o-Meal with an extra two tablespoons of butter, not margarine, BUTTER, and about two cloves, the spice, not the type of cigarette that gets you a little high when you're 13; Colin Powell's autobiography.

Photos by Getty Images. Assemblage by Tom Ziller.