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Leaked Chapter Titles From Coach K's Book

Via The Big Lead, the New York Post reports Mike Krzyzewski has pulled a six-figure book deal for "a firsthand account of how he worked with NBA superstars LeBron James, Kobe Bryant, Dwayne Wade and Carmelo Anthony to buy into his concept of teamwork that carried them back to Olympic gold after the US team was humiliated four years earlier." The editor who landed the pitch "expects the book will be a case study in fundamental management techniques."

As the post title indicates, we have some leaked* chapter titles.

- "Step 1: Convincing LeBron I Am Not Part Elf"

- "Brainwashing Giant Black Men Into Appreciating Conservative Ideals for Dummies"

- "Nike Good, New Balance Bad"

- "How to Deal With Assistant Coaches With Wandering Eyes"

- "Nike Good, adidas Bad"

- "The Complete Guide to Ordering at the Beijing P.F. Chang's"

- "The Shaving Cream Aisle as a Sandbox for Teaching Racial Sensitivity"

- "Nike Good, Converse Also Good, Since Converse is a Wholly Owned Subsidiary of Nike"

* By "leaked" we mean "made up."

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