I can't vouch for the veracity of the supposed Twitter feed of Shaquille O'Neal. It seems like it's real -- there are repeated references to sponsorship by Vitamin Water, of which Shaq is an endorser and shareholder. (Need a reminder?) As Nate Jones relayed, O'Neal tore up Milwaukee last night, taking full advantage of Friday's rest. Apparently, the alleged Shaq didn't think too terribly highly of Bucks center Andrew Bogut. Here's a, um, tweet from late last night (via BSoS):On the plane back to #PHX, another Suns W. Bogut is Erika Dampier with a beard.Oh snap! Erika Dampier is, of course, Shaq's long-lived nickname for Dallas hacker Erick Dampier, a wall of a man good for blocking a few shots and giving a few hard fouls. Shaq's had "battles" with Damp as a Laker, a Hot (singular of Heat?) and now as a Sun. And no, Shaq isn't a fan.
The rest of the Shaq Twitter feed is similarly hilarious; let us pray it's legit. For instance: Our offense is like the Pythagorean Theorem. There is no answer. Or: Guys know if they need an instant bucket, they can come to me. As the son of Jor-El, it's in my nature to help others and save the universe. Shaq is America, people.
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11-10-2008 @ 7:40PM
gerald williams said...
We have so many fair weather fans out there. Even when it comes to professionals such as football analysts How quickly we forget about Dallas. I find it amazing how fast people can change their allegiance and predictions. Speaking of predictions, I have one: After Dallas beats Washington this week, people willbe talking about Dallas again. Second prediction: After Dallas plays the Giants in week 15, Dallas will be considered the best team in the NFL.....again. My next comment will come after Dallas starts winning again which will be this weekend after they spank Washington's butt. It will start with the question, " what does Terry Bradshaw, Michael Strahan and keyshawn Johnson have in common? All three use there positions as analysts to bash the Cowboys because
they didn't like them when they were players.
Keyshawn Johnson and
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