Rasheed Wallace Talks Pistons Nicknames and Does an Amazing Michael Jackson Impression

A young lady named Alana -- who you may remember from around these parts -- did an interview recently with Rasheed Wallace about his nicknames for various members of the Detroit Pistons. And he has one for everybody (although, oddly, I feel like they all either involve "dark" or "thin", but that's neither here nor there). The highlight of the whole thing though, is when Miss G asks him about Allen Iverson loving Michael Jackson and 'Sheed rips off a "hee-HEE".



I mean, really, that was good enough to qualify for a South Park episode. And it's worth noting too that Wallace really and truly does sound like someone who will end up coaching in the NBA, his reputation be darned. Also, someone loves Kwame Brown? Surely you jest, Sheed.