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Kevin Durant Came Out With These Shoes, Ronald McDonald Immediately Pissed


The shoes you see here are what Nike made for Kevin Durant. Or Kevin Durant might have made for Nike.

It doesn't really matter. What matters is why someone would wear these to play basketball in.

Can you get Elephantitis on your big toe? Because if you can, these shoes would be perfect. What else would they work for? If you were a sneaky pool player that liked to store an extra eight ball in the front of your sneakers. Or if you had two left feet stacked on top of each other.

I have a 4-year-old nephew I've been hanging out with over the holidays. His name is Jack and he is pretty creative. He enjoys drawing pictures of random things, mostly clocks or spiders or his family. I think the other day he drew a more acceptable basketball shoe than this one.

Anyway, here are the new Durants. If you own a pair of these, I'd love to hear your story in the comments.

Update: It appears the shoes are a Photoshop job. Here is a picture of the real shoes, via FanIQ, after the jump.

h/t Bend It Like Bennett

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