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Doing Lines: Jazz Dish Out Punishment

Every night there are some stupendous, silly, stupid, or downright outlandish individual lines from around the "lig." Doing Lines lets you know which one tops the list.

The Warriors love to play gracious antagonist to all seeking stupendous, silly, stupid and downright outlandish individual lines. And really, it's hard to pick between three of Sunday's Golden State opponents.

On the one hand, Mehmet Okur went gonzo, scoring 23 points in just 26 minutes. Then there's Ronnie Brewer, a cat on an absolutely vicious tear of late: one night after dropping 26 on the Kings, Brewer put up a 21/9/6/3 line on GSW. But it's impossible to look past a nice round number like 20. As in Deron Williams' 20 assists. D-Will had a rough night shooting, but did I mention the 20 assists?

Eat the head!: Yao Ming has no problem decapitating his entrées. He supplemented his 17 points and 11 rebounds with a monstrous six blocks against Minnesota. Four of them can be pinned Kevin Love. Do not challenge Yao, kid. (Love actually had three blocks of his own. But two of them came against Luis Scola, and everyone knows that Luis Scola is a myth. So just one official block for Love.)

Superfriends: You beat the Spurs by 18, you deserve a Lines entry. So let's remove the hats for our friends Brandon Roy and LaMarcus Aldridge, who combined to score 52 points on 21-31 shooting and had nary a turnover betwixt them. Cheers, fellas.

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