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Kings' Promotions Staff Isn't Tanking

4/12/2009 11:05 AM ET By Tom Ziller

    • Tom Ziller
    • Tom Ziller is an NBA Blogger for FanHouse
Chris Kaman had the temerity to suggest the Kings might have been "sandbagging" in their phenomenally bad loss to the Clippers Friday. He's wrong -- the Kings have been that bad all season. Kaman has just been too busy in the doctor's office licking his wounds to notice. But whatever the case, I can assure you that the Kings' promotions staff is not mailing it in. Introducing the SlamWow!:


If you need background ... well, you need to watch more T.V. The original ShamWow! has been ubiquitous for almost a year, and Rusty Prevatt of the Kings nails the impersonation. (Rusty's the cat who flings t-shirts, runs the half-court shot giveaway and directs jersey retirements at ARCO Arena.) (EDIT: I'm an idiot. - TZ)

Slamson is the Kings' mascot. (Yes, the Kings have a Bible-themed mascot.) He frightens some people. A lot of people, actually.

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