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Lionizing Kobe While Burying Dirk

5/07/2009 2:12 PM ET By Tom Ziller

    • Tom Ziller
    • Tom Ziller is an NBA Blogger for FanHouse
Tuesday night, the TNT studio crew (minus Ernie Johnson) went apoplectic because of comments Dirk Nowitzki made regarding the successful fashion in which Denver's forwards and centers defended him in Game 1. In short, Dirk said that the Nugget big men were good, long and daunting. To Chris Webber, Charles Barkley and Kenny Smith, this was the equivalent of concession.

Even as Dirk destroyed Denver on offense in the first half, the crew kept it up. No elite scorer admits he can be stopped or stunted, argued a nearly in tears Webber. Ball Don't Lie's Kelly Dwyer accurately refuted this line of thinking Wednesday, and his commentary is pitch perfect. Webber, Barkley and Smith (in that order) were ridiculously off-base.

But don't think this has limited scope, that the comments about Dirk were just stupid in a vacuum of bad. That exact philosophy of man is the sort of thing that allows Kobe Bryant to taunt Shane Battier for 48 minutes ... and be heroicized for it.

In Game 1 Monday, Battier effectively shut down Kobe's offense. Kobe still scored -- 32 big ones, in fact -- but he was completely inefficient, helping to sink the usually impeccable Lakers offense. A good deal of post-game analysis focused on how great a job Battier did to keep Kobe, one of the best slashers of this or any generation, taking pull-up jumpers with a hand in his face. In Game 1, Battier guarded Kobe as well as anyone has in the past decade, and Kobe knows that.

Wednesday, Kobe continued the string of pull-up jumpers from 18, 19, 20 feet. And he sunk them. He hits the long two as well as almost anyone -- he can hit these with regularity. But he knows, you know, I know, Shane Battier knows that's not the best shot Kobe or the Lakers can get. L.A.'s offense is way too good, way too stacked to rely on the game's least efficient plays ... even in the hands of one of the game's best players.

But Kobe took the shots repeatedly, and he hit them. Repeatedly. After a few, the jaw started. "You can't guard me!" Kobe exclaimed. Repeatedly. Every single time. He shook his head after every make, he yapped at Battier leading into time-outs, he called out his cocksure refrain endlessly. "You can't guard me!"

Beyond the complete inaccuracy of the line -- c'mon, he destroyed you 48 freaking hours ago! and he's holding you to tough pull-up 20-footers now -- Kobe's taunts reaffirmed the culture of athletics that had Webber and Barkley so furious with Dirk on Tuesday: being macho is more important than being honest. Dirk was honest about the difficulties in facing a really tough team. He got killed by the leading television analysts. Kobe put up a macho front in some sort of spiritual self-defense against the galling truth that He, Kobe Bean Bryant, could possibly be stunted by one of the game's great defenders. He got lauded for his confidence.

Bullshtick reigns, I suppose. I, for one, prefer to honor sobriety and honesty rather than the tired old regime of delusional chest-pounding. If Kobe needs to keep his jaw moving to convince himself of his own invincibility, fine. But let's not pretend it's heroic.

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