
ORLANDO -- Forget what you're going to hear from your bookie or read in the next issue of Kobe Illustrated. The Magic can win the NBA title.
Just ask Dwight Howard.
"We can beat up," he said.
Speaking of beat up, also ask LeBron James.
On second thought, don't bother. He had approximately as many words as clutch plays Saturday night. James was showered and on the bus before the last piece of confetti fluttered down from the Amway Arena ceiling.
The King is dead.
Next up, the Kobe?
Wouldn't that rock his world? By world, I mean the beautiful people, groupies, Spike Lee, flyover media and Nike marketers who can't fathom the Hollywood boys losing to a team coached by Stan Van Panic.
The same crowd was comparing LeBron's last-second shot in Game 2 of the Orlando series to the Apollo 11 lunar landing. It was sure the Magic would crawl back into the Florida swamp and we could commence with the Kobe-LeBron fireworks.
"Other than Charles Barkley, I don't think many people thought we could win," Van Gundy said.We all know how Barkley will say anything, but he's discovered the Magic's secret. The grimmer things appear, the better they react.
"I've been telling you guys that all year," Howard said.
We just didn't listen because Orlando isn't among the NBA's chosen. So much attention is lavished on Kobe and LeBron it's easy to forget there is basketball life elsewhere on the planet.
Speaking of which, Amway Arena set an unofficial world record for Chosen Ones Saturday night. LeBron, Tiger Woods and Tim Tebow were all in the house. If the roof collapsed, the NBA, PGA and BCS would have had to immediately declare bankruptcy.
The unspeakable disaster didn't happen. Unless you were a Cavs fans and could read what James was saying between his non-lines:
Anyone want to buy a 35,000 square-foot house outside Cleveland?
James has no excuse for ducking out after the game. As for his actual performance, how many games must one man score 40-plus points and make every meaningful play?
Every game, if you're James.
"You need more than just one or two guys," Rashard Lewis said.
James would love what Orlando has. A well-constructed if unorthodox team. You aren't supposed to depend on 3-pointers to win, but the Magic have a potent pick-your-poison attack.
Concentrate on the middle, and the gunners can kill you. Cleveland decided it would try to double-team Howard.
"If we didn't do that Dwight probably would have averaged 80 this series," Mo Williams said.
He settled for 40 Saturday night. Cleveland actually tried a variety of defenses hoping to confuse Howard if nothing else.
"Eight times out of 10, if not more, he made the right play," Mike Brown said.
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ORLANDO, FL - MAY 30: Dwight Howard #12 of the Orlando Magic hugs Orlando Magic owner Richard DeVos on the court after defeating the Cleveland Cavaliers of the Orlando Magic in Game Six of the Eastern Conference Finals during the 2009 Playoffs at Amway Arena on May 30, 2009 in Orlando, Florida. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement (Photo by Elsa/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Dwight Howard;Richard DeVos
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ORLANDO, FL - MAY 30: Rafer Alston #1 of the Orlando Magic brings the ball up court against the Cleveland Cavaliers in Game Six of the Eastern Conference Finals during the 2009 Playoffs at Amway Arena on May 30, 2009 in Orlando, Florida. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement (Photo by Elsa/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Rafer Alston
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ORLANDO, FL - MAY 30: Dwight Howard #12 of the Orlando Magic reacts after a play late in the game against the Cleveland Cavaliers in Game Six of the Eastern Conference Finals during the 2009 Playoffs at Amway Arena on May 30, 2009 in Orlando, Florida. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement (Photo by Elsa/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Dwight Howard
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ORLANDO, FL - MAY 30: Dwight Howard #12 of the Orlando Magic reacts after a play late in the game against the Cleveland Cavaliers in Game Six of the Eastern Conference Finals during the 2009 Playoffs at Amway Arena on May 30, 2009 in Orlando, Florida. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement (Photo by Elsa/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Dwight Howard
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ORLANDO, FL - MAY 30: Dwight Howard #12 of the Orlando Magic celebrates on the court after defeating the Cleveland Cavaliers in Game Six of the Eastern Conference Finals during the 2009 Playoffs at Amway Arena on May 30, 2009 in Orlando, Florida. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement (Photo by Elsa/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Dwight Howard
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ORLANDO, FL - MAY 30: Mickael Pietrus #20 of the Orlando Magic celebrates on the court after defeating the Cleveland Cavaliers in Game Six of the Eastern Conference Finals during the 2009 Playoffs at Amway Arena on May 30, 2009 in Orlando, Florida. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement (Photo by Elsa/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Mickael Pietrus
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ORLANDO, FL - MAY 30: Head coach Stan Van Gundy of the Orlando Magic celebrates on the court after defeating the Cleveland Cavaliers in Game Six of the Eastern Conference Finals during the 2009 Playoffs at Amway Arena on May 30, 2009 in Orlando, Florida. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement (Photo by Elsa/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Stan Van Gundy
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As brilliant as James was in (most of) the series, it was just as much a coming-out party for Howard. He's been criticized for smiling too much, fouling too often and not being able to do anything except dunk.
He's still no Jabbar down low, but woe to the team that covers him with one man. Especially now that he's actually making more than half his free throws.
How will the Lakers approach Orlando's outside-in game? Beats me, but Vegas made them six-point favorites in Game 1.
Then again, going into Saturday the Magic were 8-1 to win the NBA title. The Lakers were even money. Cleveland was 2-3, meaning the bookies thought people would still bet on the teams with the cutest Nike puppets.
The Lakers should be favored, especially if Lamar Odom doesn't go into his Wally Szczerbiak imitation. But the LA has shown it can be cocky and overconfident with the best of them.
Enter the Magic, who haven't been to an NBA Finals since Shaquille O'Neal weighed 320 pounds. Orlando just wasn't big enough for Shaq, who must be torn this morning.
Do you pull for the ex-teammate in L.A. you can't stand or the ex-coach you ran off in Miami? Seeing how he hasn't ripped Van Gundy in one of his rap songs yet, we'll assume O'Neal is going with the Magic.
If nothing else, he has to admire their resilience. They were supposed to be finished after Jameer Nelson went out with a shoulder injury in February.
Then they were down 2-1 to Philadelphia in the opening round. Howard got suspended for Game 6 on the road. The Magic won by 25.
They were left for dead after Game 5 in Boston. Remember Howard calling out Van Gundy, and every TV station in replaying O'Neal's diatribe about how Orlando 's coach is the Master of Panic?Oh yeah, the Celtics were 32-0 when they held a 3-2 series lead.
"Everybody was down on us," Van Gundy said.
Then came 66-win Cleveland and his Highness. Williams was asked how James was handling things after the game. He compared LeBron's season to a kid wanting a remote-control car at Christmas.
"You open up a present and you open up another present, another present, and you never see that remote-control car," he said.
James opened the league's best record, he opened the MVP, he left a lot of mouths wide open with his playoff exploits. In the end, he was left sitting on a bus.
Look who was toying with the remote-control car.
"Our reward, especially mine and my coaching staff's, is you get to go from preparing for LeBron to preparing for Kobe ," Van Gundy said.
I'd feel sorry for him, but perhaps it's time to start listening to Howard. Forget whether the Magic will be ready for Kobe & Co.
Will they be ready for the Magic?




















Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
5-31-2009 @ 1:11PM
emilfiber said...
Dream on. The Magic beat a bad Philly team, a lame Celtics team with no KG and a 66-win fraud in Cleveland. Now they have to face a team with more talent and far more Finals experience. It'll be 4-1 Lakers, unless Bynum and Odom show up every game. Then it'll be a sweep and Kobe will finally be able to tell Shaq to shove it.
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5-31-2009 @ 3:50PM
Sky's the limit! said...
there you go just another fan counting out the Magic...you call Celtics a lame team? really? because garnett wasn't playing? dude the Magic's point guard haven't played since february but you don't hear them making excuses. If the lakers are going to win the Magic will give them a run for their money. Although don't count out the Magic. They have the answer to Lamar Odom he's called Rashard Lewis. Magic in 6!!!
5-31-2009 @ 2:37PM
Giles said...
The shame in the media`s extreme over hype of James is now the better team has won, without their nominal all star guard, most folks are too disappointed to care, and there isn`t time to reorient the hype to the team which beat the good but over hyped team. Folks are still alternating all too often between Who Cares, and Howard Who? As for Kobe telling Shaq off, he`d have more sense to say Twins? to his "big brother", and hope for a fifth title before even dreaming of telling Shaq off. IF he wins. And the Lakers have been consistently inconsistent. If they focus they will win, probably, but they haven`t focused yet (except Bryant of course), and there isn`t much evidence they will. Chances are, only Gasol, Ariza, and Bryant will stand much chance of showing up, double figures scoring, AND playing D, every game.
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5-31-2009 @ 3:29PM
globalsetback said...
Lakers will win 4-1 Lakers are a team that is for real Cavs still a year away ,Magic all u are is just another footnote for Kobe ,Phil Jacksons great careers
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5-31-2009 @ 5:18PM
Taylors said...
Glad to hear you think that way, so did the Celtics fans and the Cleveland fans. Keep thinking that way, Magic don't care, they just keep winning, so keep thinking that way globalsetback!
5-31-2009 @ 6:40PM
yodogson said...
denver gets the crumbs...lebron gets mvp...magic makes the big show....but kobe still KING.hahahahahah
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5-31-2009 @ 7:12PM
Giles said...
Even if it is a short series, Bynum will probably have at least one game he doesn`t play much D, Odom will probably have at least one he doesn`t play much O, and Fisher will probably have at least one of each. Magic may get double figures scoring AND D from Howard, Lewis, Turkoglu, and Pietrus. They`ll need it. Not a lot of chance Bryant will score under 40 in a game, or that he won`t play D. Though odds are against him getting double figures assists in a game. There are rumors Nelson will be back, but I wouldn`t start him. The "Master" of (Causing?) Panic (for opponents, eleviating it for his team?) Coach Van Gundy may start him. Alston has been inconsistent, and he`s been using 6`6 rookie Courtney Lee in the backcourt at times with 6`6 Michael Pietrus. But they`ve won with Alston and Johnson, Redick, Lee, Pietrus, so we`ll see.
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5-31-2009 @ 7:42PM
chabata said...
be careful all you Orlando players and funs on what you ask for, this is particularly to those who wish the lakers to bring it on
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5-31-2009 @ 10:07PM
Computer user said...
Lakers all the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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6-01-2009 @ 12:29AM
danno said...
Who care's it is all rigged..they alway's go to seven game's..strangely..oh yea more money...
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6-01-2009 @ 8:37AM
Eastwood said...
Umm. LOL. Talk about playing lame teams? ..didn't the Lakers go to 7 games against a rockets team with Artest and umm NO ONE. :) ..and the sixers are not a bad team, btw.
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6-01-2009 @ 11:51AM
Joe said...
ok im tired of everyone counting out the magic.HERE'S MY SUGGESTION GO FIND SOMEONE TO BLAME FOR ALL YOUR HEARTACHE AND GRIEF I'M A MAGIC FAN AND IF WE "WOULDVE" LOST YOU WOULDNT HEAR ME MAKING EXCUSES I THINK FOR ALL THE FOULS WE GOT CALLED AGAINST ESPECIALLY WHEN IT CAME TO QUEEN JAMES THAT WE EARNED OUR WAY THERE AND FOR THEM TO MAKE A COMMERCIAL WITH JAMES AND KOBE PUPPETS ASSUMING THAT THATS WHOSE GONNA GO TO THE FINALS AND YET ONCE AGAIN COUNTING OUT THE MAGIC THAT IM GLAD WE WON.I BELIEVE IN MAGIC AND SO WILL THE LAKERS AFTER WE WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP.THEY DESERVE IT FOR ALL THERE HARD WORK AND EFFORT. GO MAGIC WE ARE WITH YOU WIN,LOSE OR DRAW!!!!!!!!!!
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6-01-2009 @ 4:07PM
The Great Ruben said...
Laker fan here. LOVE MY LAKERS. However, it's insane to count out the Magic. True is the fact that the Lakers have a deeper bench but they really have no answers for Dwight. I am not goint to downplay Orlando. They are more than formidable. This will probably go 6 or maybe even 7.
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