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No Steroids (Or Common Sense) in NBA

Rashard LewisIn the wake of Rashard Lewis getting suspended for taking a banned supplement, people are again asking whether the NBA has a steroid problem.

To borrow from a famous anti-drug ad - This is your brain functioning properly:

Lewis screwed up.

This is your brain on drugs:

The league has a lot more steroid screw-ups.

Compared to their football and baseball brethren, NBA players are Mormon missionaries when it comes to performance enhancing drugs. How do I know for sure?

I don't.

Neither do you, David Stern, David Ortiz or David Crosby. All we can do is make educated guesses, and it doesn't take a PhD in Toxicology to see Lewis is not the Q-tip of an iceberg.

He is 6-foot-10 and weighs about 114 pounds. That doesn't prove Lewis is not Roger Clemens with a jumper. But if he is, he should march down to his supplier and demand a refund.

Lewis tested positive for DHEA (dehydroepiandrosterone for those scoring at home). It can be found in supplements at any nutrition store. Lewis said he mixed the powder with smoothies, not realizing it was a banned substance.

Orlando's forward has an $118 million contract. You'd think he could hire a personal pharmacist to approve everything that goes in his mouth. Considering his 10-game suspension will cost Lewis about $1.6 million, it would have been a smart investment.

So call him stupid or call him Roid-Shard. Just don't call the Magic's Eastern Conference championship as tainted as the Red Sox' 2004 World Series title.

If Dwight Howard failed the drug test, Cleveland fans might have a case. We would also have the kind of steroid firestorm usually reserved for Bud Selig.

Baseball loyalists say the NBA has largely gotten a free pass when it comes to steroid scrutiny. That's what happens when a league isn't juiced to the gills. That gets back to the educated guessing game.

The only hard evidence is six players have been suspended for violating the NBA's PED policy. Two free tickets to the next Stephon Marbury video shoot if you can name them.

(Matt Geiger, Don McLean, Soumalia Samake, Lindsey Hunter, Darius Miles and Lewis).

Beyond that, it's all impressions, anecdotes and assumptions.

"Just look at Howard or LeBron James. Those bodies must be artificially enhanced!

"Steroids are everywhere. You're crazy to think they're not in the NBA!"

I'm not that crazy. I'm sure there are players knowingly putting PEDs in their smoothies and getting away with it. There just aren't enough to matter.

No series have clinched, championships won, records broken or careers made by artificial means. George Mitchell will not need to break away from his latest Mid East mission to investigate basketball. That assumption is based first on the Ear Test.

You hear plenty of rumors, off-the-record comments and sarcasm in locker rooms. I don't pretend to be an NBA mole, but in 20 years I've never heard a player or executive or beat writer or towel boy say steroids were an issue.

Then there's the Eye Test. Your average NFL lineman now shrinks about 33 percent after retiring. NBA players either look the same after they quit or they expand like the continent formerly known as Charles Barkley.

And we've never seen legions of basketball players show up at training camp with 30 pounds of freshly-minted muscle. Baseball players knew they'd undergo the first spring training steroid test in 2005, and 104 of them still failed. The only way that would happen in the NBA would be if they were testing for marijuana.

One notable player did show up with baseball muscles one year. Michael Jordan after his mid-life crisis with the Chicago White Sox lifted weights to enhance what baseball ability he had.

Like football, that sport relies on bursts of power. The added bulk cut down on Jordan's quickness, flexibility and stamina. He wasn't his old self until the next season.

No doubt, the NBA has some bangers who might be benefitting from muscle juice. But turning into Lou Ferrigno would short-circuit the skills that keep most players in the league.

So are you convinced the NBA is relatively roid-free?

If not, I'm certainly willing to entertain some real evidence otherwise. Baseball's drug scandal has been good for about 500 easy columns, and I'd have no problem treating Stern like Selig.

Just please, don't point to Lewis and say his suspension shows the NBA has a steroid problem. All is show is $118 million doesn't necessarily buy a lot of common sense.

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